How To Get Cool Swag (and keep it coming)

You know another dog with a FURCEDES BED!?

Don't worry PETA, that's faux fur.

Aloha Bitches,

If you want to roll like me, you gotta get that puppy face game down-pat! Everydog's puppy face may be different (none cuter than mine of course) but there are some key pointers.

Lucky for you, my girl Mittens is going to do a tutorial for you! OOWA OOWA!

One more thing. The secret to a perfect puppy face is this: You have to concentrate on exactly 3 things! Like.. milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate. or like.. caramel swirl chocolate, truffle chocolate, and dutch chocolate. or like.. double chocolate, triple chocolate, and chocolate covered chocolate. That's how I get down.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!