Thought Of The Day

I wonder why humans talk to me differently from how they talk to each other. They'll act perfectly normal until they see me.. then BAM! They come at me with their crazy voice thats 8 octaves higher, then feel the need to repeat them selves overrr and overrrr and overrrrr like:"OMG!" "you're so cute!" "yes you are!" "yes you are so cute!" "omg yes you're cute!" "yes you areeee!" "you little cutie pie!"

you humans are ridonkulous..

TUNA! Overdose

Gosh I've been so busy sleeping and eating and sleeping and eating and sleeping that I've totally been slacking on the posts. Don't you fret my loyal compadres. TUNA! OVERDOSE STARTS NOW!


All about TUNA!


Daddys duffle bag will have to do when my Furcedes is in the shop


TUNA!-MONSTER


Waiting for my turn on the computer :(


The things I have to do to get a little bit of attention....


Caught digging for food :(


They call me TUNA! Federer on ze wii tennis. TRY ME!


Keeping daddy's feet warm


I'm adorable when I sleep, my papa.. not so much...


my "waiting for food" face

Hope you guys enjoyed that as much as I did :)

Thought Of The Day

I wonder how many jerkies were sacrificed in the making of my beef jerkey strips..

poor jerkies :(

Jail Break

Here's a quick clip of me, TUNA! breaking out of my cage. I'm unstoppable!

Anyways, the secret to a successful jail break is upper body strength. Lucky for me I get my good looks, brains, and supa-fit body NATURALLY because I descent from a champion bloodline (like I had to tell you?).

For those of you who are less fortunate but need something extra for that bikini ready body, this might help:

All About Me

I have been posting TOO much about pop culture and not enough about TUNA! So I decided this entry will be strictly about MOI. Diary style.

8:29 I wake up in my cage. I look out the window; the water that was in my bowl is outside!! I don't understand. I am thirsty and hungry.

8:30 Mom comes and lets me out of the cage. I run to every room in the house to see if the flying jellybeans that were in my dreams are still hiding behind furniture. They were not. I will get them next time!

8:32 I pee pee on the wee wee, hee hee!

8:34 Mom feeds me my first dinner of the day. I love dinner!!!!!!

8:34:46 My dinner is gone and I don't remember what happened to it.

8:36 I am still hungry but cannot wait for my second dinner of the day.

***IMPORTANT DOG TIP OF THE DAY: If you are hungry and want to eat sooner, take a nap! When you wake up it will be dinner time. It really works like magic! You're welcome :)

8:37 I take a nap on my furcedes benz. See bed and how to get one here: SWAG

12:58 I am woken up to the sound of kibble, dinner number 2! I told you, it works every time!

1:01 I FOUND MY KONG IT IS UNDER THE COUCH.

1:02 ???

1:03 What am I looking under the couch for?

1:04 MUST DESTROY KITCHEN TOWEL

Your Favorite Guilty Pleasures (but better)

Keeping Up With The TUNAS!

Jersey Shore featuring TUNA! "Princess of Manhattan"

LADY TUNA!


AVATUNA!

Some Tubage

I love me some Animal Planet and Food Network.

Don't Judge Me

I'm gaga for Gaga.

How To Become The Center Of Attention

Alo Bitches,

Do you ever find yourself surrounded by strange humans whom your parents invited and they do nothing but eat and drink and more importantly, DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU?

Well, I have one word on how to fix the situation: FART!

That's right, I said FART! Run into the middle of their gathering or the most populated area, muster up that cheese and bacon beggin strip from last night, clench tightly, and LET THAT BABY RIP.

ALL EYES WILL BE ON YOU! Some humans hate it, better humans think it's cute. Either way you will instantly be the topic of conversation.

WE AIN'T GOT THIS FOR NOTHING!

Video demo to come soon..

My intentions are good,

TUNA!

HELLO DOGGY

It's pretty annoying how obsessed my mom is with Hello Kitty. Like, I'm an amazingly cute adorable cuddly REAL LIFE cuddle buddy. GROW UP, MOM.. it's a cartoon CAT (ewwwww).

Just last night after my cat hate post, I find her browser open and she was looking at these!

LIKE REALLY? The only thing worse than the concept of wearing pants is pants with a cat on it! I really wish mom would just GET OVER HELLO KITTY. What's a pup gotta do for unconditional love and attention these days????

IS THAT BETTER, MA?? sheeesh.

You're Welcome

A case in point of what happens when you follow my "How To Get Cool Swag (and keep it coming)" post. YOU GO GIRL!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CATZ

I HATEEEEE CATS AND... BABIES!! EWWWW

EWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWIEZ.

OH EM GEE EW.

EWW COVERED EWWWWWW

JUST UPCHUCKED MY KIBBLE. (AND NOW IM HUNGRY AGAIN..) EWWWWW.

Having Second Thoughts

Gaga lady is growing on me. I think we are both just misunderstood sometimes. That IS why I made this blog.. because sometimes I feel that humans don't understand me! I mean, everybody loves TUNA! but there will always be that random person on the street that isn't so into me for some crazy reason.

ALSO! Like Gaga, i too often find myself being expressive through fashion.

I think I have become a little monster!!!! RAWR!

You Guys Won't Believe This

Hola Bitches,

Last night I found out my parents were gone all day long to see some human they call Gaga. They would NOT stop talking about Gaga, so i decided to do some snoooping. You won't believe what I came up with!

Here are some pictures I found on the internet:

LIKE THIS LADY IS THE CRAZY!!! WHAT A LOOONEYHUMAN! I don't understand why my mom and dad would ignore their precious TUNA! to go see someone who may or may not need mental help.

They kept me locked up like this while they went to go see Gaga. Gaga is the one that needs to be confined!

That's more like it!

I love my parents, but sometimes they really make POOR CHOICES.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!

:( Wahhhhhhh pt2

You'd figure that after leaving me home alone all night they'd pay attention to me... but nooooooooooooooooooo they just ignore me AND hog the computer all night! :(:(:(

:( Wahhhhhhh

My parents left me home alone allllll night long for some dummy named Gaga.

things TUNA! does not like

Why settle for a dog snuggie when you can have a human sized snuggie, which are bigger, have a larger variety of colors and prints, and can be yours for only $19.95 (plus 7.95 S&H)???

SOMEBODY puhhhlease help this poor guy up. I have found myself in this position numerous times before, do NOT tolerate this! For some reason humans think a puppy in slight distress is cute, but you cannot let them exploit us like this!

yuck.

How To Get Cool Swag (and keep it coming)

You know another dog with a FURCEDES BED!?

Don't worry PETA, that's faux fur.

Aloha Bitches,

If you want to roll like me, you gotta get that puppy face game down-pat! Everydog's puppy face may be different (none cuter than mine of course) but there are some key pointers.

Lucky for you, my girl Mittens is going to do a tutorial for you! OOWA OOWA!

One more thing. The secret to a perfect puppy face is this: You have to concentrate on exactly 3 things! Like.. milk chocolate, white chocolate, and dark chocolate. or like.. caramel swirl chocolate, truffle chocolate, and dutch chocolate. or like.. double chocolate, triple chocolate, and chocolate covered chocolate. That's how I get down.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!

Take Me Home

Bonjour Bitches,

Time for some basics: How to fool a human into becoming your parent.

If your'e asking yourself "How did TUNA! do it??" then you're obviously taking some stupid pills.. HELLO!!! Did you not see my baby pics?!? You really think I had to do anything more than look the way I do?

Lets face it, you're not me so.. you're gonna have to work on your people skills..

So here's my big tip for all you parent-less pups out there: YAWN! As soon as you catch the slightest glance from a human, YAWN! Nothing melts away a humans heart faster than a seemingly tired puppy yawning. Unless you're really THAT ugly.

And if that doesn't work.. well then you're going to have to sit down, take a long hard look at yourself and re-evaluate your life.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!

The Beginning of The End

Ahn Nyung Ha Seh Yo Bitches,

The Rules of TUNA!:

1st Rule: You do not talk about TUNA!.

2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about TUNA!.

3rd Rule: Dogs, and ONLY dogs are allowed to read this blog.

4th Rule: Only one dog to a computer.

5th Rule: One wi-fi connection at a time.

6th Rule: No shirts, no shoes.

7th Rule: Entries will go on as long as they have to.

8th Rule: If this is your first time at www.tunaintheraw.blogspot.com, you HAVE to come back.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!