Don't Judge Me

I'm gaga for Gaga.

How To Become The Center Of Attention

Alo Bitches,

Do you ever find yourself surrounded by strange humans whom your parents invited and they do nothing but eat and drink and more importantly, DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU?

Well, I have one word on how to fix the situation: FART!

That's right, I said FART! Run into the middle of their gathering or the most populated area, muster up that cheese and bacon beggin strip from last night, clench tightly, and LET THAT BABY RIP.

ALL EYES WILL BE ON YOU! Some humans hate it, better humans think it's cute. Either way you will instantly be the topic of conversation.

WE AIN'T GOT THIS FOR NOTHING!

Video demo to come soon..

My intentions are good,

TUNA!

HELLO DOGGY

It's pretty annoying how obsessed my mom is with Hello Kitty. Like, I'm an amazingly cute adorable cuddly REAL LIFE cuddle buddy. GROW UP, MOM.. it's a cartoon CAT (ewwwww).

Just last night after my cat hate post, I find her browser open and she was looking at these!

LIKE REALLY? The only thing worse than the concept of wearing pants is pants with a cat on it! I really wish mom would just GET OVER HELLO KITTY. What's a pup gotta do for unconditional love and attention these days????

IS THAT BETTER, MA?? sheeesh.

You're Welcome

A case in point of what happens when you follow my "How To Get Cool Swag (and keep it coming)" post. YOU GO GIRL!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CATZ

I HATEEEEE CATS AND... BABIES!! EWWWW

EWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWIEZ.

OH EM GEE EW.

EWW COVERED EWWWWWW

JUST UPCHUCKED MY KIBBLE. (AND NOW IM HUNGRY AGAIN..) EWWWWW.

Having Second Thoughts

Gaga lady is growing on me. I think we are both just misunderstood sometimes. That IS why I made this blog.. because sometimes I feel that humans don't understand me! I mean, everybody loves TUNA! but there will always be that random person on the street that isn't so into me for some crazy reason.

ALSO! Like Gaga, i too often find myself being expressive through fashion.

I think I have become a little monster!!!! RAWR!

You Guys Won't Believe This

Hola Bitches,

Last night I found out my parents were gone all day long to see some human they call Gaga. They would NOT stop talking about Gaga, so i decided to do some snoooping. You won't believe what I came up with!

Here are some pictures I found on the internet:

LIKE THIS LADY IS THE CRAZY!!! WHAT A LOOONEYHUMAN! I don't understand why my mom and dad would ignore their precious TUNA! to go see someone who may or may not need mental help.

They kept me locked up like this while they went to go see Gaga. Gaga is the one that needs to be confined!

That's more like it!

I love my parents, but sometimes they really make POOR CHOICES.

My intentions are good,

TUNA!